when you smoke to fall asleep but stay up enjoying the high instead
(Source: th3mysteriousrose, via whospilledthebongwater)
Petition to start calling it a “mantrum” when men get all irrationally angry and stomp around and punch shit after something inconsequential happens
(via lindsay-lohannibal)
thevoiceofbenedictcumberbatch:
I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’
Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing
i am in
(Source: super-duper-skrull-blog, via lindsay-lohannibal)